Sea Monkeys


Well, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic, and this isn't jellin'!



Brine shrimp spawn a galaxy in a fishbowl.

Ergo, sea monkeys exist.

So do Higgs bosons and demodex.

These last look like scorpions

and live on the canopy of your eyelashes.

The difference being they're not sold

at toy stores as a novelty item.

PETA has so far remained notoriously

mum about sea monkeys.

Long before that Nazi sympathizing

corpolite von Braunhut patented his presto shrimp

aquariums in the late '60's,

Kubla Khan's gift to Marco Polo when they first met

was a porcelain bowl of sea monkeys

swimming in unfettered motility.

Michaelangelo sculpted a frieze

of sea monkeys once.

It's now in one of the nine circles

of the Vatican, next to Pope Joan's feeldoe.

Lao Tse was fond of traveling with an entourage

of sea monkeys wherever the wind carried him.

This led Confucius to think him

a mad poet beyond his time.

It is a well known fact how highly Jesus thought

of sea monkeys. This explains their fluency

in Aramaic. Sea monkeys, like leaf hoppers

and earwigs, could desperately

use a rebranding. According to Pliny

you'd be hardpressed to find creatures

more congenial than sea monkeys.

In this sense, they fall under

the same category of barnacles, bonobos

and Wallace Shawn.

I'd wager anything My Dinner with Andre

would've scored a spanking

10 on IMDB if only

sea monkeys were in the cast.

There's a UPS package that arrived from

Omaha yesterday from an unknown sender.

I fear the worst.

I'll say it once more, with bated breath:

sea monkeys exist.





The Minotaur woke up bewildered in his labyrinth.

Fragments of the Internationale were still playing in the speakers.

The map is never the territory of our wandering.


He found a bright orange string leading down the dirt path.

This led him to an atrium where a film was being projected.

Somewhere the faint embers of a sunset, a truce of weather in the Alps.


Sun motes descending a long spiral staircase.

Scenes from a life he'd once known.

Before the great wars, before the famine, before slaying so many.


He continued following the orange string straight out of his stone prison.

Outside the world was green and densely populated by towering trees.

He heard what could only be a recording of birdsong in late summer.





To walk into the lost pilgrimage of this day
and be succored by a dawn of garbage trucks and crows.

The rouge color of clouds an example of how waste
can be recycled into paintings and eschatology,

how industry can be made useful exactly
by all it deems useless.

This is what they write grants about.
The Thermodynamics of Shit in the Post-Industrial Age.

The world churning its steady course toward zero—
a number that renders one twitchy for countdowns

while reminding there's no form of worship more laudable
than breathing and getting on with the tidal redistribution

of grub and grab, woe and glad,
where wingtips and a song may come in handy.

If only the untranslatable gaze of strangers
would refrain from murdering the air I breathe.

If only a transmission lost in the aerials translated
as spectral electric fog and didn't necessarily spell aliens.

Wheeling flocks of starlings perch
and score an elegy along the wires—

its ghost note sustaining throughout the day
into deepest animal night.

A reprise of every gesture I've known
to approximate something like truth.

Grief’s Engine is a Flower

Today each shadow is a giddy cosmonaut
navigating fields of light.

Wherever I stand sprinklers go off
and invite rainbows.

The transparencies of air feel
vertiginous as sky.

Every cloud is pregnant with rain that never falls.
Every tree vibrates with telepathic zest.

Ossicles spell out a symphony
that began in the Mesozoic with giant lizards.

The migratory patterns of vampire bats
have been rerouted to your house in the suburbs.

Politicians in Washington and everywhere else
wear overalls and are muzzled with honesty.

A virus somewhere has decoded the gene
for happiness.

All our liminal angels reel in the dark.


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